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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Catholic Pants

I just want to let everyone know that I have ascended (or been assumed, I guess) to the next level of Catholicism. I went to mass this morning and, afterwards, noticed a tear in the left knee of my jeans. It was not there before mass so my hypothesis is that the hole was caused by constant wear and tear from kneeling during mass. I will cherish these jeans eternally.


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